Present Mic: I wasn’t THAT drunk.
Midnight: You were flirting with Aizawa.
Present Mic: So? He’s my husband.
Midnight: You asked if he was single and then you cried when he said no.
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Cable always keeps one eye out for the snazziest socks of the season! Even if he has trouble finding ones that fit.
Guys look! An official teen erasermic pin. OMG!
Source: HERE
Okay but guys.
In all his time teaching at UA, Aizawa’s expelled 154 students.
But considering he’s thirty, he can’t have been working at UA for very long.
Maybe about 6 years at the most.
So, let’s we assume that all the heroics classes are 20 students each.
If Aizawa had expelled every single student in all 6 of the classes he’s taught at UA, that’d still leave 34 students unaccounted for.
And not to mention that, while we know for certain that he’d expelled an entire class of students the year before Izuku and the others started, he can’t have done that every single year he’d taught at UA (else there’s no way he’d still have a job there).
So like, there’s probably more than 34 expelled students that are unaccounted for.
You know what that means?
This binch is going around expelling other teachers’ students as well.

i really wish all new x-factor hadnt been cancelled because that robot sex subplot seemed like it was rly going somewhere
I will go to my grave assuming that the final scene of everyone watching Warlock and Danger doing… whatever it was they were doing, was followed by Warlock emerging briefly to ask Doug if he’d like to join in… and Doug just shrugging, smiling and agreeing… at which point everyone else would just get the hell out of there, because Warlock and Danger making techno-whoopie is one thing (they’re not human and shapeshifters to boot_, but throw in a human too, and people’s minds start thinking about things like “Positions” and “who does what?” and you don’t necessarily want to think about such things with your team-mates!

X-Men Advent Calendar Day 9.
lol!
This is my comic that is featured in my new collaborative zine Adult Magazine, which collects 4 short comics about growing up by actual real life grown ups.
THIS THIS THIS.






