i’m not hip to most of the current x-books drama, but i’m busting a gut to the idea of 616 logan coming back, and someone (probably kitty) has to explain the last 3.25 years to him:
kitty: okay so, with your family, laura and daken are getting along now and we’re pretty sure daken’s mostly stopped being terrible?
logan: …
kitty: and laura has a clone now, so congratulations on being a dad again, her name is gabby –
logan: …
kitty: and i think deadpool helped come up with her superhero name? no, wait, daken did – and it’s honey badger. either way, gabby and deadpool are friends.
logan: …
kitty: oh, and daken’s like, bobby’s queer nemesis now? there’s a fair amount of sexual tension.
logan: …?
kitty: oh, right, you missed that too: bobby’s gay and came out while you were gone.
– vampires vs xmen
– god damn it where is [insert xmen]
– youre a better leader. no youre a better leader. no youre a better leader. no youre a b
– someone dies
– someone comes back to life
– THE XMEN GO TO SPACE
– magneto is in the yard and wont leave
– Time for the annual kidnapping (either Mags and Charlie or Sabretooth and Logan, occasionally others) – House blowing up builds character – Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
-i came back from the future because you need to stop
-your best friend turns out to be mystique
-hey look some new x kids, time to ignore the ones we already had for the rest of *checks watch* forever
-the x men are DISBANDED!!!!!
-alternate universe babies
-your best friend turns out to be a clone/xorn/psychic projection
“Being mind controlled put me in touch with my kinky/decadent/dark side and I ENJOYED it.”
A Beautiful Monster 