Geez Kitty!! Fucking be careful with that whirly-gig computer! If it wasn’t bad enough that you give Jinjav a free look at Kurt’s prehensile weiner schnitzel, you could have accidentally pulled his skin off!! (Nightcrawler #2 – Dec 1985)
Nightcrawler vol.01:no.02, written, pencil’d, ink’d, and coloured by Dave Cockrum.
Without context, it makes it look like Kitty & Illyana are using the Danger Room’s computer to remove Kurt’s clothes from afar. Which raises the question “Why does the Danger Room have the ability to remove people’s clothes from afar?”… and I’m not sure we want the answer to that.
Charles Xavier building a machine to remotely strip his students of their clothing from a distance is both horrifying and horrifyingly in character honestly O.O
Also
I love the fact that it’s canon that Nightcrawler is basically some kind of Sex God in the X-universe and that everyone wants the fuzzy blue elf loving
Like
“Wait how can Kurt be the sex symbol of this series he is blue and furry and has golden eyes and a TAIL”
“I KNOW WHAT THIS FANDOM IS LIKE OKAY”
@dr-archeville you really should be ashamed of yourself for reminding decent folks going about their own business of Chuck Austen’s nonsense. Shame!
Imagine one of those vampires that spent a few decades napping and now they’re trying to catch up as best they can so they’re in a library looking through years of old magazines and overhear some middle-schooler discussing her project about the moon-landing and they’re like “WHAT!!!”
“You have to tell me everything about this!!!”
A confused but enthusiastic sixth-grader unfolds her trifold poster board and tells an absolutely captivated 3000 year old man-eater about the space race.
More like “I LITERALLY HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN THROUGH THE RECONSTRUCTION ERA PLEASE TAG SPOILERS”
I’M!!
“Have you gotten to Franz Ferdinand being shot yet?” An Austrian Vampire, angrily looking up from a ninth-grade history book: “are you FUCKING KIDDING ME??”
“yeah you know…lincoln doesnt get reelected” Vampire: “well why NOT he seems perfectly capable and oooh…oh…”
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.
“Regulars” makes me feel like a bar-tender…
Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.
“…what’s troubling you, kid?”
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday As the regular crowd tumbls by There’s an old fandom queen blogging next to me And her little gray tags catch my eye
She says tumblr I’m feeling like shit today can you send me some posts for a smile can we talk about slash, can you fill up my dash so I won’t have to think for a while
Laa dahdah didee dah La dahdah didee dah dadum
Fill up my dash, you’re my followers Fill it with pictures and fic Yeah we’re all in the mood for some memery And occasional pictures of dick
Now Jill is a centaur novelist And she writes of her girlfriend and wife She reblogs from Toni, who’s in My Little Pony, And probably will be for life.
As the staff implements wretched changes And we think of how aliens bone We are writing a lot about loneliess: It’s much better than writing alone.
if scott is in a helmet it means it’s all gone to shit
magneto is a good guy actually except for when he’s a bad guy except for when he’s a good guy
if u see a character that u think might be jean grey it actually might be madelynne pryor. the way to know who it is is: check the clothes. terrible sweater? jean. cute dress? maddy
illyana can be any age at any time
if you can’t understand rogue or kurt’s accents written out just assume they’re saying, respectively: “i’m gonna kick some ass [random overly southern idiom],” or “gosh i love pirates”
sometimes betsy braddock can teleport and sometimes she can’t it’s honestly up to you
artie changes color. no one knows why.
Addenda: the longer magneto’s hair, the more likely you are in an AU where he’s the good guy.
Unless it’s the 90s and he’s young and super hot, then it might be Joseph.
A Beautiful Monster 