so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck
and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?
turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.
make out with your enemies.
your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out
hey kids im gonna teach u how to be a weathered comic fan
– nobody likes reboots but if things get bad enough everyone calls for one
– people are annoying so youre only allowed to say your favorite superhero is batman if you know at least three arc titles. here’s some to help get you started: under the red hood, knightfall, death in the family
– call for an end to all comics at least once a month when something stupid happens
– the avengers and the xmen dont always get along. if you like the avengers, you dont know this. if you like xmen, it’s all you know.
– lightboxing is responsible for comic books that look like they were drawn by the wikihow guy. throw the term around. it’s fun.
– you hate crossover events, but by god you will never stop bringing them up and neither will your comic provider
– your favorite comic book will get cancelled. you live every day like it’s its last. comics that are particularly diverse will get axed first no matter how large the following
– everyone who claims “comics are getting too political NOWADAYS” has never read a comic worthwhile in their lives. cut them out of yours.
– when you hear a writer’s name you dont recognize just say “ah that guy. I hate that guy” no one will question it. we all hate that guy.
Present Mic: If you were to die, what would your final words be?
Aizawa: “Finally.”
Present Mic: No.
A Beautiful Monster 