there’s a panel in the newest smash comic of aizawa fishing with mic, who looks like he’s trying to avoid being recognized. fucking middle aged couple.
oh no, you don’t! you haven’t filled out the appropriate forms! you need better credentials. first fill out the following*:
do you admit–publicly, loudly, and continually–that you do not:
✔ condone
✔ accept ✔ understand
any of the villain’s immoral behavior, and that you do not:
✔ enjoy
✔ tolerate
✔ see any value whatsoever in
reading about actions that deviate from Current Puritan Norms, regardless of their merits as devices of narrative tension, character believability, and explorations of morality and empathy in a literary work?
X __________________
*you may waive signing this form if you can answer yes to the following question:
do you like the villain because you’re coping with a traumatic experience? if so, please describe your experience in as much detail as possible and publish the form for public viewing.
I think LotR could have ended much differently if Frodo had just turned to Sam and said, “Hey, look, I realize you hate Gollum and don’t trust him at all, but could you please give him a chance? Genuinely be supportive of him? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I am Projecting Heavily on him and my hope and sanity kind of hinges upon believing that he can be redeemed. I thought I was being really obvious about that but maybe not.”
“That’s all very well to say, Mr Frodo, but you and Peter Jackson were both asleep the one time I tried to bond with him over cookery and it didn’t end too well regardless, and also my own stability is pretty heavily dependent on my fixed intention to protect you, so I don’t have a lot of cope left over for him, if you understand me.”
“Christ, precious! Are WE the most psychologically stable ones on this trip?!”
*gandalf, six thousand miles away chillin on a beach, suddenly slaps himself in the forehead* EAGLES
In all his time teaching at UA, Aizawa’s expelled 154 students.
But considering he’s thirty, he can’t have been working at UA for very long.
Maybe about 6 years at the most.
So, let’s we assume that all the heroics classes are 20 students each.
If Aizawa had expelled every single student in all 6 of the classes he’s taught at UA, that’d still leave 34 students unaccounted for.
And not to mention that, while we know for certain that he’d expelled an entire class of students the year before Izuku and the others started, he can’t have done that every single year he’d taught at UA (else there’s no way he’d still have a job there).
So like, there’s probably more than 34 expelled students that are unaccounted for.
You know what that means?
This binch is going around expelling other teachers’ students as well.
A Beautiful Monster 