Vision has no hair anywhere on his body–no armpit hair, no eyebrows, no eyelashes. No fingernails. His skin tastes like metal. Sometimes, he forgets to breathe for minutes or hours at a time.
Captain Marvel smells like burning. When you touch her, your hand comes away cold because she’s absorbed your body heat. If she gets cut, she bleeds light. She can tell you what the inside of an explosion feels like.
Bruce Banner vomits after de-hulking. His skin is always red and peeling. He looks sick, like he has a fever, and he ingests more medication than actual food. There are blisters on his lips.
Tony Stark has a huge, sunken scar on his sternum where the arc reactor was removed and his chest aches each time he takes a breath. He has callouses in odd places–so does the whole team, really–and there is a permanent bald spot on the back of his head where it has been cut open every time he gets thrown around in his suit.
Spider-Man sometimes forgets which way is up–if you put him in a room with identical walls, floor, and ceiling, he couldn’t tell you which is which. His hands and feet are prickly to the touch, even through his costume. He is very nearsighted.
The Scarlet Witch has no sense of boundaries; if you can’t tell she’s spying on your thoughts, why should she stop? She doesn’t do it out of any malicious intent, just out of curiosity and convenience. She never loses arguments.
Thor speaks about events that happened thousands of years ago as if they were last week. Cats arch their backs and stare at him. Something about him–his eyes, or his skin, or the way he moves–seems slightly off, like he doesn’t belong on Earth at all.
stuff like that.
This is so legit.
This is so cool.
captain america smells like flowers and feels like sunshine when he’s in the room with you
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Geez Kitty!! Fucking be careful with that whirly-gig computer! If it wasn’t bad enough that you give Jinjav a free look at Kurt’s prehensile weiner schnitzel, you could have accidentally pulled his skin off!! (Nightcrawler #2 – Dec 1985)
Nightcrawler vol.01:no.02, written, pencil’d, ink’d, and coloured by Dave Cockrum.
Without context, it makes it look like Kitty & Illyana are using the Danger Room’s computer to remove Kurt’s clothes from afar. Which raises the question “Why does the Danger Room have the ability to remove people’s clothes from afar?”… and I’m not sure we want the answer to that.
(With context… it’s even wilder!)
And I guess Jinjav can verify that rumor about Kurt having a double penis…
Charles Xavier building a machine to remotely strip his students of their clothing from a distance is both horrifying and horrifyingly in character honestly O.O
Also
I love the fact that it’s canon that Nightcrawler is basically some kind of Sex God in the X-universe and that everyone wants the fuzzy blue elf loving
Like
“Wait how can Kurt be the sex symbol of this series he is blue and furry and has golden eyes and a TAIL”
“I KNOW WHAT THIS FANDOM IS LIKE OKAY”
@dr-archeville you really should be ashamed of yourself for reminding decent folks going about their own business of Chuck Austen’s nonsense.
Shame!
Today’s ball point pen doodle dump.

X-Men Advent Calendar Day 9.
lol!

Please help, our little kitten is missing. We live in the UK near Romford RM7
She’s an amazing little girl and we miss her so much. Please help us get her home safely.Signal boost! If I’ve got any followers in the area- please keep an eye out for this kitty!
Morning reblog for lost kitty. Signal boosts appreciated- especially if you happen to live in that area of the UK

Please help, our little kitten is missing. We live in the UK near Romford RM7
She’s an amazing little girl and we miss her so much. Please help us get her home safely.
Signal boost! If I’ve got any followers in the area- please keep an eye out for this kitty!
alright. that’s enough ball point pen and scrap paper doodles for one day. thanks for the suggestions, friends!
Evo rogue 2b

I didn’t realize, until I went to post this that you said evo Rogue. Reading comprehension fail.
Quentin A4 and Evan D2?

Idk if you’re still taking them but if you feel up to Star in C1 ;)











