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dorksidefiker:

Mostly by having Jono appear in the first few pages.

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Not too keen on the art.  This is… one of the better pages, to be honest.

And then we have the whole “you should never ever EVER put an actual year to anything because Comics exist on a sliding time scale” thing cropping up in the book.  Dear writers: just DON’T do it.  It never ends well.

I have to say, I do enjoy Jono using a regular ol’ scarf to cover the flaming crater that is the bottom half of his face. And Shogo being amused by his power is precious.

fozmeadows:

dizzy-redhead:

ozhawkauthor:

spectralarchers:

Brooklyn 99 meets Marvel ft. Clint Barton as the middle man.
for @isjustprogress

more Clint Barton gifs /// more Jake Peralta gifs /// more Rosa Diaz gifs /// more Ray Holt gifs /// all gifs

oh god

Brooklyn Nine Nine and Marvel crossovers are like MY DREAM

PLEASE

Oh my GOD. PLEASE PLEASE

OK NO BUT IMAGINE:

Captain Holt: Do you find your job consists of shepherding a variety of eccentric toddlers in the vague direction of justice?

Nick Fury: HELL yes.

Captain Holt: Then it’s agreed: our teams should never socialise. Pure policework, nothing else.

Nick Fury: [peering through a crack in the blinds as Jake takes a selfie with Hawkeye] That might prove difficult.

Rosa: So. Spill. What’s the coolest thing you ever used to kill a guy?

Black Widow: Well, this one time in Moscow, I –

Captain Holt: THERE WILL BE NO COLLUDING IN MY PRECINCT!

Thor: My friend, it doesn’t matter the strength in your muscles, though I’ll grant that they’re impressive. Only the worthy can lift Mjolnir.

Terry: Oh, I’m worthy! You wanna know how worthy I am? Hitchcock and Scully stole my last mango yoghurt, and I haven’t beaten them to death with a chair leg!

Amy: Not to alarm anyone, but I think Gina just dragged Tony Stark into a supply closet. 

Rosa: Nice.

Captain Holt: Oh dear god in Heaven.

Nick Fury: Gina is… your secretary?

Captain Holt: Ostensibly, yes.

Nick Fury: The one who called me Eyepatch when we first came in, then asked if I’d ever considered managing a dance troop?

Captain Holt: That would be the one.

Nick Fury [stares at supply closet]: Assuming they make it out alive, I’ll trade you him for her.

Captain Holt: Back off, Eyepatch.

Nick Fury: Worth a shot.

Bruce: So, uh. You work here?

Amy: Yes.

Bruce: Voluntarily?

Amy: Yes.

Bruce [gesturing at the chaos of the precinct]: Like this?

Amy [sighing]: Yes.

Bruce: I know exactly what you mean.

Jake, yelling from off: HEY AMY, I JUST CHALLENGED THOR TO A JIMMY JABS LIGHTNING ROUND! WANNA COME CHEER ME ON?

Amy: Oh god.

Jake, still off: LIGHTNING ROUND, GET IT? BECAUSE HE’S THE GOD OF THUNDER?

Bruce: You, uh. Said something about some new binders?

Amy: Come this way. Walk fast, and don’t make eye contact.

Boyle [talking animatedly]: – and that’s my second favourite recipe for pannacotta, although I gotta say, sometimes it’s only my third because – are you sure you wanna hear this?

Hawkeye [with his hearing aids out, nodding cheerfully]: Please, continue!