It’s often been remarked that Spider-Man’s schtick wouldn’t work nearly so well if he didn’t live in a town with so many tall buildings, but consider: how well would Batman’s “I am the night” routine work if he was operating out of a normal city where people actually live, rather than a perpetually twilit urban hellscape that looks like the Art Deco movement had a one-night stand with Soviet Brutalism in a wrought-iron-and-gargoyle factory?
That is my favorite description of the Batman aesthetic ever.
you see a drawing on your dash. it’s a conventionally attractive blond man doing sexual things with a conventionally attractive brown-haired man. you have no idea what pairing it is. it is every pairing. it is no pairing at all.
Scott: Okay, so here’s the plan. First, Colossus will pick Wolverine up and throw him at the enemy.
Scott: Then, Storm will use her wind powers to bring Wolverine back to our side.
Scott: At which point I will optic blast Wolverine into the enemy.
Scott: Then, after Jean has dragged Wolverine back with her telekinesis, we will all get in the blackbird. We will fly directly over the enemy, and drop Wolverine on them.
Logan:
Scott:
Everyone:
Logan: Slim, that is the best damn plan you’ve ever had.
I trained the neural network to generate superhero names, based on the list from this site. I thought the database was going to be way too small, but the network proved me wrong.
Speet Stank Red Fart Mister Man Rad Food Sapgirl Woop Ann Man Boomss Boark II Supperman Superbore Slonk Lid Man Green Hooter II Starm Surper Shartar Goons Nana Rider Farm Captain In Redink Wolver Man Wizler
i started laughing at “Speet Stank” and I haven’t stopped
A Beautiful Monster 