It isn’t a fanfic unless Main Character has to tear their gaze away from the strip of skin revealed above Love Interest’s waistband when they casually stretch their arms above their head.
me: this whole concept of ~soulmates~ is so damaging, you can be happy with so many people throughout your life and sometimes the best you can do in a failed relationship is to let it go, that person isn’t THE ONE, no one is, everything in the media about romance is so fucked up on so many levels–
new concept: uncomfort character, where you love them with all your heart but thinking about them makes you unreasonably distressed over how badly they were treated by canon to the point of feeling physically ill
that’s a lot of words just to say “comicbook character.”
A Beautiful Monster 