This Fursona Generator is both amazing and genuinely terrifying. It comes up with stuff like “black hamster. it is made of glass. it never blinks.” BUT THEN ALSO “fairy crab. it is a witch. it is…
tiny blue owl. it has heterochromia. it wishes it were a tree.
I will never forgive Marvel for never following up on this…
and now theyre giving his class over to Spiderman…
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Really? Peter is going to be teaching Coping with Physical Changes? The guy who looks 100% normal? And isn’t a mutant?
I mean, if they’re gonna have a non-mutant professor teach that class shouldn’t it be, like, Deadpool or something? I realize he’s a bit…unstable but he likes kids and he certainly can’t blend in with the ‘normals’. Also, if they let Fantomex teach (you know, the guy who shot a child point-blank in the head?) surely Deadpool can be on the staff.
Though I can’t really imagine him teaching them anything. Wade would just bring his class to Taco Bell every day and gossip about Cable. And he’d still be a better professor than Wolverine.
AMAZING X-MEN #14 CHRIS YOST(W) • Carlo Barberi (A) COVER BY Kris Anka AXIS TIE-IN! • As the events of AXIS reach a boiling point, both X-Men and Avengers find themselves in precarious positions. Not the least of which are Nightcrawler and Mystique—as this tumultuous mother/son combo reaches and a point in their relationship they’ve never faced before!
Because of dorksidefiker, I will forever ‘ship Speed with Anole.