Okay, CBR announced the creative team, cast and premise for the new Generation X and no one on my dash has exploded yet, so I only have to assume they exploded before getting the opportunity to post about it.
Talking to CBR, Strain named some other characters she’d like to include:
Chamber. Chamber, Chamber, Chamber, Chamber. Did I mention Chamber?
Guess i’m reading it too…
They had me at the promise of Jono appearances. Hopefully they’ll be frequent.
“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”
all right pack it up folks, we can’t compete with factory-produced posts of this quality
“i had a nightmare about this guy who wanted to descend into stuff”
“i’m gay for anyone how can fill the void left by leafs”
“i don’t care about boys who disobey the plague”
all of these are incredibly
Oh my fucking god. First one I get:
“this post generator is alright i guess but if i could be doing anything right now i would rather descend into the void”
‘unleash the crabs!’ i bellow. thousands of crabs scurry in and cry over black sludge
“who NEEDS ethically sourced memes when you can just interact with poison”
How does it know me, someone help
“is it ethical to thrash on the floor and yell about the cis”
“imagine your otp fusing into one more powerful being that will take over the world and avoid the environment?”
“one thing ive learned is that its surprisingly difficult to feed off of mud“
“welcome to the potion store. this potion makes you tolerate america”
“god i love eels. god i love eels so much i love eels because they fight and win against birds”
“transtrender voice: trust a swarm of fast-moving grubs”
“this is a warning: do not battle friends
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my favorite panic at the disco song is: prepare for boys
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im fun. im flirty and cute. im gonna celebrate mysterious unsourced meat
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“dont be sad! youre a small leaf and its ok to want to admire the void?”
❤
I poked at the source code, cause I’m a nerd.
And this generator is fascinating, because it’s only made of four parts. Each part is randomly chosen separately.
In reverse order: it chooses whether or not there’s a question mark, it picks a noun, a verb, and then an opening.
So, chunking the one I rolled, it’s “dont be sad! youre a small leaf and its ok to want to” + “admire” + “the void” + “?”
Others would be:
“welcome to the potion store. this potion makes you” + “tolerate” + “america” + “” (empty for the lack of question mark)
“i’m gay for anyone how can” + “fill the void left by” + “leafs”
So that’s the magic behind the magic! 😀
(sighing sadly) i dont escape the plague
“i dont trust horses bc they are too tall. and they try to ban the slime hovel”
(sighing wistfully) its time to cuddle capitalism
THiS WITCHCRAFT
i broke all my limbs trying to be as beautiful as friendship?
sometimes i just want to release garbage?
im tired of people thinking that i support superwholock. i am against superwholock. i want to purchase my aesthetic
“A bumper sticker that reads: ask me about how I growl at elves”
“it’s finally time. i have completed my collection of 18000 small plastic shrimp and now i can write an article about shrek”
“rats are the coolest. they are small and furry + they romanticize cisgenders”
“a little known fact is that the bush administration tried to support a decent person”
“my favorite panic at the disco song is: disobey truscum”
“one day more… another day another opportunity to manipulate my vast cache of ketchup packets”
“i hate birds because they only care about our benevolent lizard overlords”
i saw a bird once and you can’t tell me they don’t believe in sin?
sometimes i just want to bask in a torrential downpour of everything good in the world
it is dangerous to fill the void left by the cis
i gaze solemnly out of the car window. droplets of rain slide down and collect on its surface. the pigeon-grey sky is clouded over and thick with cold crisp moisture. i turn to you and say what we have both been thinking: i want to growl at a swarm of fast-moving grubs
in times like this i ask myself… what would a dog do? it’d probably spy on crime elves
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les miserables would be way better if instead of singing they just pretend to be my problems?
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A Beautiful Monster 