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calsyee:

i’m not hip to most of the current x-books drama, but i’m busting a gut to the idea of 616 logan coming back, and someone (probably kitty) has to explain the last 3.25 years to him:

kitty: okay so, with your family, laura and daken are getting along now and we’re pretty sure daken’s mostly stopped being terrible?

logan: …

kitty: and laura has a clone now, so congratulations on being a dad again, her name is gabby –

logan: …

kitty: and i think deadpool helped come up with her superhero name? no, wait, daken did – and it’s honey badger. either way, gabby and deadpool are friends.

logan: …

kitty: oh, and daken’s like, bobby’s queer nemesis now? there’s a fair amount of sexual tension.

logan: …?

kitty: oh, right, you missed that too: bobby’s gay and came out while you were gone.

logan: …i need a beer.

I thought that last one was going to be

“At last, something I can believe!”