fuckscottsummers:

X-Men Strategy Meeting

Scott: Okay, so here’s the plan. First, Colossus will pick Wolverine up and throw him at the enemy.

Scott: Then, Storm will use her wind powers to bring Wolverine back to our side.

Scott: At which point I will optic blast Wolverine into the enemy.

Scott: Then, after Jean has dragged Wolverine back with her telekinesis, we will all get in the blackbird. We will fly directly over the enemy, and drop Wolverine on them.

Logan:

Scott:

Everyone:

Logan: Slim, that is the best damn plan you’ve ever had.

Scott: I know.