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orchidbreezefc:

dryadgurrl:

cykelops:

– vampires vs xmen
– god damn it where is [insert xmen]
– youre a better leader. no youre a better leader. no youre a better leader. no youre a b
– someone dies
– someone comes back to life
– THE XMEN GO TO SPACE
– magneto is in the yard and wont leave

– Time for the annual kidnapping (either Mags and Charlie or Sabretooth and Logan, occasionally others)
– House blowing up builds character
– Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

-i came back from the future because you need to stop

-your best friend turns out to be mystique

-hey look some new x kids, time to ignore the ones we already had for the rest of *checks watch* forever

-the x men are DISBANDED!!!!!

-alternate universe babies

-your best friend turns out to be a clone/xorn/psychic projection

“Being mind controlled put me in touch with my kinky/decadent/dark side and I ENJOYED it.”

Fifteen will get you twenty, and yet….

EVERYONE wants to marry Storm…

“The focussed totality of my powers…”

“No quarter asked, no quarter given”