Jean: If you bite it and you die it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die it’s venomous.
Nightcrawler: What if it bites me and it dies?
Jean: That means you’re poisonous.
Kitty: What if it bites itself and I die?
Storm: That’s voodoo.
Bobby: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Jean: That’s correlation, not causation.
Quicksilver: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Gambit: That’s kinky.