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spectralarchers:

Brooklyn 99 meets Marvel ft. Clint Barton as the middle man.
for @isjustprogress​

more Clint Barton gifs /// more Jake Peralta gifs /// more Rosa Diaz gifs /// more Ray Holt gifs /// all gifs

oh god

Brooklyn Nine Nine and Marvel crossovers are like MY DREAM

PLEASE

Oh my GOD. PLEASE PLEASE

OK NO BUT IMAGINE:

Captain Holt: Do you find your job consists of shepherding a variety of eccentric toddlers in the vague direction of justice?

Nick Fury: HELL yes.

Captain Holt: Then it’s agreed: our teams should never socialise. Pure policework, nothing else.

Nick Fury: [peering through a crack in the blinds as Jake takes a selfie with Hawkeye] That might prove difficult.

–

Rosa: So. Spill. What’s the coolest thing you ever used to kill a guy?

Black Widow: Well, this one time in Moscow, I –

Captain Holt: THERE WILL BE NO COLLUDING IN MY PRECINCT!

–

Thor: My friend, it doesn’t matter the strength in your muscles, though I’ll grant that they’re impressive. Only the worthy can lift Mjolnir.

Terry: Oh, I’m worthy! You wanna know how worthy I am? Hitchcock and Scully stole my last mango yoghurt, and I haven’t beaten them to death with a chair leg!

–

Amy: Not to alarm anyone, but I think Gina just dragged Tony Stark into a supply closet. 

Rosa: Nice.

Captain Holt: Oh dear god in Heaven.

Nick Fury: Gina is… your secretary?

Captain Holt: Ostensibly, yes.

Nick Fury: The one who called me Eyepatch when we first came in, then asked if I’d ever considered managing a dance troop?

Captain Holt: That would be the one.

Nick Fury [stares at supply closet]: Assuming they make it out alive, I’ll trade you him for her.

Captain Holt: Back off, Eyepatch.

Nick Fury: Worth a shot.

–

Bruce: So, uh. You work here?

Amy: Yes.

Bruce: Voluntarily?

Amy: Yes.

Bruce [gesturing at the chaos of the precinct]: Like this?

Amy [sighing]: Yes.

Bruce: I know exactly what you mean.

Jake, yelling from off: HEY AMY, I JUST CHALLENGED THOR TO A JIMMY JABS LIGHTNING ROUND! WANNA COME CHEER ME ON?

Amy: Oh god.

Jake, still off: LIGHTNING ROUND, GET IT? BECAUSE HE’S THE GOD OF THUNDER?

Bruce: You, uh. Said something about some new binders?

Amy: Come this way. Walk fast, and don’t make eye contact.

–

Boyle [talking animatedly]: – and that’s my second favourite recipe for pannacotta, although I gotta say, sometimes it’s only my third because – are you sure you wanna hear this?

Hawkeye [with his hearing aids out, nodding cheerfully]: Please, continue!