northstarfan:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

gaknar:

Geez Kitty!! Fucking be careful with that whirly-gig computer! If it wasn’t bad enough that you give Jinjav a free look at Kurt’s prehensile weiner schnitzel, you could have accidentally pulled his skin off!! (Nightcrawler #2 – Dec 1985)

Nightcrawler vol.01:no.02, written, pencil’d, ink’d, and coloured by Dave Cockrum.

Without context, it makes it look like Kitty & Illyana are using the Danger Room’s computer to remove Kurt’s clothes from afar.  Which raises the question “Why does the Danger Room have the ability to remove people’s clothes from afar?”… and I’m not sure we want the answer to that.

(With context… it’s even wilder!)

And I guess Jinjav can verify that rumor about Kurt having a double penis…

Charles Xavier building a machine to remotely strip his students of their clothing from a distance is both horrifying and horrifyingly in character honestly O.O

Also

I love the fact that it’s canon that Nightcrawler is basically some kind of Sex God in the X-universe and that everyone wants the fuzzy blue elf loving

Like

“Wait how can Kurt be the sex symbol of this series he is blue and furry and has golden eyes and a TAIL”

“I KNOW WHAT THIS FANDOM IS LIKE OKAY”

@dr-archeville you really should be ashamed of yourself for reminding decent folks going about their own business of Chuck Austen’s nonsense.
Shame!