stellarvisionary:

blithefool:

Can you imagine how annoying it was for Chamber to wrap himself up, like, multiple times a day? Just to bust through those leather bandages every time he uses his power? Like, who’s buying these things? Emma? Is Emma Frost keeping the leather bandage place in business just to keep Jono outfitted? Does she have to go to some weird bondage store to get them? Like, where the Hell does one even buy leather bandages?

‘Jonothon, darling, have you considered Ace bandages?’

‘They don’t come in black.’

*deep sighing* ‘Of course not’

I’ve always like the idea that he’s actually wrapping himself with black electrical tape or duct tape. It’s why he was completely and utterly hairless from the waist-up during a time when male comic book characters having a thicket of body hair Was A Thing. It’s also part of why he always smells funny, because the smell of melted latex clings to his skin thanks to being wrapped in tape at all times.

Duct tape really does fix everything!