Can you imagine how annoying it was for Chamber to wrap himself up, like, multiple times a day? Just to bust through those leather bandages every time he uses his power? Like, who’s buying these things? Emma? Is Emma Frost keeping the leather bandage place in business just to keep Jono outfitted? Does she have to go to some weird bondage store to get them? Like, where the Hell does one even buy leather bandages?

‘Jonothon, darling, have you considered Ace bandages?’

‘They don’t come in black.’

*deep sighing* ‘Of course not’