aka JokerxHarley, I presume?

001 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

• when I started shipping it if I did: Um, 92? So I was 10.
  
• my thoughts: Yes. This is my ship.
  
• What makes me happy about them: There’s something about a villainous romance that really appeals to me. They’re oddly suited for each other. 
  
• What makes me sad about them: They’re not terribly healthy. <—understatement of the year
  
• things done in fanfic that annoys me: I could write a novel on this but here we go: Woobified completely OOC Joker who’s just head over heels in love. No. Harley Quinn as a helpless victim rather than a fucking psychopath who chose her life. Also no. Any time the relationship is treated as totally one-sided (on either end). No.
  
• things I look for in fanfic: Folks that acknowledge that the ship is bent, that neither party is mentally healthy, but that there’s something there that ‘works’ however screwed up it might be. They’re not good people.
  
• Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: I mean, I enjoy Harley and Ivy in a different way than JokerxHarley. I feel that’s the only viable ship for Harls that isn’t Joker. It’s still warped but people have a tendency to sugercoat it. Another peev of mine. Joker…? I really don’t know. He’s not a suitable mate, generally. Heh.
  
• My happily ever after for them: Maybe they could have a comic or two that was well written again? That would be a miracle.
  
• who is the big spoon/little spoon: Joker is 6′5″. He has to be the big spoon.
  
• what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Mayhem and McDonalds.