dorksidefiker:

Jono spends Valentine’s Day in hiding.

When he’s forced to spend time with others during the day, he makes a point of rattling off the most horrifying, annoying, and gross Valentine’s Day factoids he knows until people leave him alone again.

Quickly learns that locking his door does nothing to deter well meaning phasers and teleporters.

I’m suddenly reminded of the ‘Piss Off’ sign Pete Wisdom keeps on his door at M113.