joasakura:

owlmylove:

ships in which someone speaks English as a second language (◡‿◡✿)

ships where that someone slips into foreign swearing when upset (◕‿◕✿)

ships where that someone moans out foreign endearments when they’re with their lovers (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

SHIPS WITH BILINGUAL LOVERS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧

this has crossed my dash so many times today, and all I can think (beyond Vanya getting all hot and bothered in Russian with Kaidan) is this:

Shatterstar doing this in cadre, only cadre is a total garbage language for this kind of thing, and it all translates to “YES IMPALE ME WITH YOUR MEAT SWORD” and “OIL ME UP FLESHBAG” and Ric is trying SO SO SO hard to not laugh because ‘Star’s dead serious and he doesn’t want to sleep on the couch, and if Longshot’s within earshot,  he’s the literal embodiment of ROFL.

Read original post- immediately think of Ric and Shatterstar.Read subsequent post- nearly pee myself.