Cooking head canon: Pbbbt. Joker? Cook?? The man couldn’t make a TV dinner. I can see Mr. J sitting down and eating, like, an entire bag of candy corn for dinner. He’s the adult you thought you’d be when you were 5. I mean, with homicidal tendencies.

Hobbies – Bomb making, coming up with the best recipes for homemade toxins,crochet. 

Sex head canon: Minimal sex drive. More interested in mayhem.

Sad head canon: I think Joker has an occasional moment of clarity where he realizes just how fucked up he’s become. But it fades quickly. And we’re back where we started.

Romantic head canon: He and Harley have been known to go on dates. They generally end in homicide but both agree that this is somehow romantic.